Its time to move....again

OK, so this is the weekend of the move....today i am trying, very hard, to conquer the daunting task of packing. I did the dishes, started a load of laundry and found myself sitting here in front of the computer. Frustrated for the following reasons:

1) I just unpacked my last box from this move less then two weeks ago...i have lived in this apartment for less then two months, in fact I will never hit the two month mark on the lease here.

2) the ex moved out two weeks ago and "mailed" me a check to cover his part of the rent and the massive sum of money it costs to break a lease. go figure, the check is not here yet....maybe he put an old stamp on it and some bitch at the post-office said, "fuck you, this is 10 cents short of making it to your broke ex-girl." I really doubt that is the case...So i am going to have to fork out his share of the money....and pay for his keys that he never returned....what a moron...and yes i really did only live with him for a month...and I know, I'm a moron for moving in with him in the first place....lesson learned

3) I have a massive charlie horse in my left calf. so massive that i cannot feel my foot as it has cut off the circulation...this is an ongoing problem in my left leg...yes i went to the Dr. and no there is nothing that makes it feel better....so here i sit drinking a glass of milk and wondering how low my calcium levels really are....

4) I really hate packing.

5) my cat scratched me

6) and i was in class all day and feel as if i have learned nothing....

7) I really hate packing......


So on the bright side I have a funny story to share with the masses who read this blog, all three of you will enjoy this:

As you may or may not know i am in nursing school and each term we have a "video lab." in this lab our fabulous instructor gives us scenarios and one of us acts the part of patient, and another acts the part of nurse. Our acting is then video taped so we can play it back and make fun of each other....

Today I was the nurse....my patient was 16yr old Pete(played by Laurie, an attractive 30something female). Pete was in love with me.

He started off by asking me to rub his neck because it hurt....and as he gazed into my eyes he told me all about his new job at Starbucks....

"your really pretty." "will you rub a little harder?" he reaches out and touches my arm...."Nurses are Hot...I really like those tall black boots i see them wearing on TV, do you have those boots?"

My eyes are huge and all i can think is what the fuck is happening right now.....I am staring at this women, pretending to be a 16 year old boy in love with me and have a hard time stopping the laughter.

I step out to "collaborate" with my peers. "oh my god, what do i do? should i just say hey, you a nice boy but i am your nurse and this is inappropriate." the group agrees that this is a good plan of actions.

Back in Pete's room i stand away from the bed and start to delivery the speech...deep breath....and he grabs my arm...."your so pretty, will you please rub my back....we should go on a date....i think i love you....I could pay for our date, it would be really nice."

"I am to old for you, I am going to find another nurse to work with."

Pete: "we could have a threesome"

"oh me god" and i leave the room in shock....


Needless to say, not my most successful video lab....but for sure the funniest :)

So I need to stop procrastinating and get to work packing all of my crap. Tomorrow one of my girlfriends is coming to help me, and then on Sunday my parents will be here at 9am to move everything 10 miles to my new and amazing apartment....

so as much as i hate packing, I am SO EXCITED to move into my new beautiful apartment

much love
A