Wednesday, January 30, 2008

More on my dating nightmares

First I have to tell you all about the worst date I have ever been on in my life.....I am an idiot and when on yet another date with a guy I met online....you would think I know better...this may have been the last straw....

He asks me to pick him up because he is having "car issues" No prob, for me...if anyone understands a broken down car its this girl. I drove some real piece of crap cars until I could aford my brand new Kia...not the coolest car, but it runs great and has a warrenty :)

So before dinner this is what I know, or think I know about this guy. 26 y/o student living with his parents to help get done with school. works at target to pay for school, and has a broken down car.

here is what I find out: 26, works at target, not a student, no ambition to move out of his parents house, and he is not having care issues...he does not have fucking car or a drivers lisence. WTF????

after dinner I am like, "hey what are we going to do now?" the responce I get..."I don't know." I suggest getting a beer, he does not drink. I suggest getting coffee, he does not drink coffee.

OK the two beverages I live on right now, he does not drink!!! (OK i don't live on beer, but I love to drink a few on the weekends)

OK, we could go for a walk, its to colde

OK, we can watch a movie, Im not allowed in his parents house and the movie theatre is not showing anything for over an hour.

we go to a park and swing, he complains about the cold some more.....

his suggestion: wanna give me a blow job

OH MY FUCK, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????????

On a less distressing note I keep getting strange text messages from a few of the guys I have gone out with. They just say HI.....how do I respond to that? I just say hi back? do they want to know how my day is going...or do they want to see me again??? come on guys, give me hint.

OK I am really actually done dating until I am done with school and can meet a normal person in real life, not online.

someone help me understand why this has to be so difficult. It was so much easier in high school when the boy just asked you to be his gf then you held hands in the hallway....whats wrong with that now???? hahahahah

much love

Amanda :)

1 comment:

zenshred said...

#1. Finding dates online is the worst thing ever you'll never get far.
#2. You seem like you need to meet more open minded guys from school or maybe closer to a big city who are attending college, there are lots of great guys out there so dont ever sell yourself short, its all about location.

Good luck with school.
Cheers.